Unladylike

Rules to be a woman that no one will ever actually tell you:

  1. Show more skin to get the job

  2. flirt with him to get the job

  3. “I think my boss was trying to hit on me, but I’m not sure”

  4. Burping is unladylike

  5. “A woman can be president” it just hasn’t happened yet

  6. Make men feel strong. Always

  7. Don’t look at men on the street they may have a gun

  8. don’t walk home alone because you are a fragile woman and someone might rape you

  9. Don’t let them rape you

  10. Don’t let them rape you

  11. Don’t let them rape you

  12. Wear more makeup! You can’t go out without makeup!

  13. God is always a man. God is always a man because I said so

  14. Stand there and look pretty

  15. It’s hard to be an engineer if you are a woman

  16. No guys like you because you are “intimidating”

  17. Sweetheart

  18. Honey

  19. Baby

  20. Girls are the weaker sex girls are the weaker sex girls are the weaker sex

  21. “but biologically men and women are different- they can’t possibly be equal”

  22. When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids?

  23. Mom makes dinner

  24. Ask dad about bills. That’s a dad question

  25. “I so need to shave my legs before swimsuit season”

  26. You always need to lose weight

  27. Show more skin

  28. You are a small animal that needs help

  29. Don’t expect to ever be in a position of power over a man, especially in an office setting

  30. Virginity is sacred

  31. smile

  32. Modesty first ladies

  33. Let all men be the exception to rape culture or the “me too” movement

  34. Don’t hold men accountable for their actions

  35. Trust men to always have good intentions.

  36. He didn’t mean it like that

  37. If you work hard enough maybe you will get rid of sexism forever

  38. Sexism is made up by crazy feminists

  39. You are always over-analyzing when you feel uncomfortable

  40. Walk home at night with keys in your fist to avoid being followed or raped

 

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We are dangerous women. Do not cross.

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